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Bullshit London's self published Guide to London is here! The rough guide for the 'post truth' generation.


Containing some of the best 'facts' featured in the tours plus a whole bunch of new ones written specifically for the book, this is essentially literature for the lavatory and a terrible tribute to one of the worlds greatest cities.

This very first edition is a strictly limited run of 250 copies. Like the tours the book contains potentially offensive words/opinions so not suitable for young children or people who are touchy about things like the truth, or the royal family.


A5 Landscape featuring 95 glorious colour photos and jokes. Ideal for anyone who loves silliness and satire in the city.

Things people have said about the book...

"It made me grunt in a funny way"
"I cried tears of joy"
"I can finally look my grandad in the eyes again"
"Have you thought about changing the name?"

Books are £10 each and P&P is £1.85 first class. If you buy two books I can post them for £2.50 as I can use one large envelope but have to pay extra for the weight.

If you would care to order a copy, use the PayPal button below (please note this only works for people who live in the UK)  if you require international postage or you don't use PayPal then please get in contact, and pop 'bullshit book' as the email subject.  

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