About
What is a Bullshit tour?
It's a walking tour where the facts are all Bullshit*
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* Although, the fact that all the facts are bullshit is in fact, the first bullshit fact. In actual fact, there are, actual facts. Not a lot of facts, don't worry, it's suitable for people on a low-fact diet, but in the interests of being factually accurate I have to warn you that the tours may sometimes contain traces of facts.
How did it start?
You may be surprised to discover that this company was conceived of, in a pub.
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Back in 2012 I landed a job as a tour guide. A job I was lacking the fundamental qualifications for. Namely, knowing facts.
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In a bid to appear as though I could do my job I started making stuff up. It was an awful thing to do but it made for a good story.
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In the process of relaying this story, in the pub, to my dear friend, Rob Smythson, the idea of creating a tour which was enitrely bullshit was born. We ran the company together for the first year and since then I have been Londons most honest bullshiter.
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Time Out London have twice listed me as being, ahem.... One of the 'Top 101 things to do in the city'
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Is this for real?
Yes it absolutely is. I've been doing this for seven years (and counting). It's been a wonderful adventure.
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I have written two tours of London myself.
One of them is utter nonsense, the other one is a ridiculous way of talking about the utter nonsense of the financial sector.
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I have been commissioned to create five tours for other people. Either for specific events or locations.
I have written tours of Primrose Hill, Falmouth, Shakespeare's London, The Silverstone F1 woodlands campsite & Roman London.
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The tours of Shakespeare's London and Roman London have been for the City of London themselves.
I am now the official bullshitter of the City of London.
If you want me to make you a tour, please get in touch.
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With a lot of help from an amazing photographer called Will Purcell, I self published a book, which is a collection of jokes from the tour made into image form. I still have a few copies left if you're interested.
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To keep up to date with everything that I'm doing, please follow me on facebook or twitter.
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