Bullshit London have been offering improbably fun comedy walking tours since 2013.

I am your Bullshit tour guide. Your rent-a-fool.

 

Here I am. Trying to look somewhat amusing.

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My name is Reuben. I am Britain's honestist bullshitter.

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Why would anyone come on this tour where you don't learn anything?

 

It's a great question. Here are my top 3 answers.

 

1) I am, or at least aim to be, funny.

Humour is subjective but most of the people who have come have tended to laugh quite a lot.

I wouldn't have kept doing it this long if they didn't.

I might be stupid but I'm not stupid.

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2) What's everyone's obsession with "the truth?"

I mean look around! The world is full of horror and suffering.

The lies I tell are certainly not all happy and pleasant, but even if they're violent and horrible 

at least you know they're not true. Honest Bullshit. That's what I offer. The comfort of escaping the real world of suffering into a fantasy world of suffering.

{Please note I may be lying right now and some of my lies may actually be true}

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3) Walking around and looking at stuff is nice

It's just nice. It's nice to walk around. It's nice to look at stuff.

I pick my routes carefully to combine big landmarks with smaller, interesting, buildings or features.

Add some jokes, mix with good company and garnish with imaginatively deployed puns.

It's a recipe for a highly pleasant time.