Bullshit Lonon factually inacurate walking tours est. 2013
Featured in Time Out Lonon's 101 top things to do in London

Bullshit London have been offering improbably fun comedy walking tours since 2013.

 **** COVID 19 Update ****

June 2021 - I'm delighted to be offering private tours for groups. Please get in touch if you want to book.

I am your Bullshit tour guide. Your rent-a-fool.

 

Here I am. Trying to look somewhat amusing.

 

 

 

 

 

My name is Reuben. I am Britain's honestist bullshitter.

Why would anyone come on this tour where you don't learn anything?

 

It's a great question. Here are my top 3 answers.

 

1) I am, or at least aim to be, funny.

Humour is subjective but most of the people who have come have tended to laugh quite a lot.

I wouldn't have kept doing it this long if they didn't.

I might be stupid but I'm not stupid.

2) What's everyone's obsession with "the truth?"

I mean look around! The world is full of horror and suffering.

The lies I tell are certainly not all happy and pleasant, but even if they're violent and horrible 

at least you know they're not true. Honest Bullshit. That's what I offer. The comfort of escaping the real world of suffering into a fantasy world of suffering.

{Please note I may be lying right now and some of my lies may actually be true}

3) Walking around and looking at stuff is nice

It's just nice. It's nice to walk around. It's nice to look at stuff.

I pick my routes carefully to combine big landmarks with smaller, interesting, buildings or features.

Add some jokes, mix with good company and garnish with imaginatively deployed puns.

It's a recipe for a highly pleasant time.

If you'd like to book a tour or have any questions please click here to get in touch with me.

 

If you'd like to know more about the bullshit journey of the last seven years including information on some of the bespoke tours I've created and the book I made. Please click here.

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A London Lion lying down - the emblem of Liars

"Puts the city back in mendacity.... the perfect way to learn less about the capital"
- Matt Brown, The Londonist
I am dedicated to giving you an honest good time in a dishonest fashion.
I appreciate that this might cause some trust issues.
 
If you doubt the calibre of my bullshit
please read some reviews.

 

 

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