London is one of the most incredible cities in the world.
So why should its tours be credible?
Whilst working discreetly to excrete new elite, top secret, Bullshit we are not currently offering public, ticketed tours however we remain avaliable for commissions and private bookings.
If you have a hen or a stag you need to do, a birthday you need to bash or a corporate event that hasn’t quite reached its quota of Bullshit already please do contact us.
If you have a particular event in some particular place that needs more Bullshit adding please get in touch. We have created bespoke bullshit for the City of London on a number of occasions, for Silverstone Woodlands Campsite, for the Lord Mayor of London, for the Sunday Papers Live, for the Emerge Festival and more.
Or if you have no particular event in mind but simply want to take a silly tour of London please get some friends (groups of 7 or more welcome) and get in touch.
Any questions in the meantime, I’m happy to help/hinder/digress as appropriate.
"Puts the city back in mendacity.... the perfect way to learn less about the capital"
- Matt Brown, The Londonist
We are dedicated to giving you an honest good time in a dishonest fashion. We appreciate that this might cause some trust issues.
If you don't believe how great we are,
read some of our reviews.