Featured in Time Out Lonon's 101 top things to do in London

Bullshit London have been offering improbably fun comedy walking tours since 2013.

 **** COVID 19 Update ****


Sep 2020 - In light of the current government guidelines, I will not be offering public tours as I am not confident that with different groups I can ensure everyone maintains appropriate distancing as we move around London and I am not willing to jeopardize anyone's safety but I am accepting private bookings from groups of 4-6 who are in a bubble together. I will charge £100 for a tour for a group of this size. Tours will last approx 1 hour. Please get in touch if this is something you are interested in. Thanks and stay safe.

I am your Bullshit tour guide. Your rent-a-fool.


Here I am. Trying to look somewhat amusing.






My name is Reuben. I am Britain's honestist bullshitter.

Why would anyone come on this tour?


It's a great question and one I've often wondered myself. Here are my top 3 answers.


1) Firstly, I am, or at least I aim to be, funny.

Of course humour is subjective but most of the people who have come have tended to laugh quite a lot.

I wouldn't have kept it up this long if they didn't.

I might be stupid but I'm not stupid.

2) What's everyone's obsession with "the truth?"

I mean look around. The world is ghastly.

The lies I tell are certainly not all happy and pleasant, but even if they're violent and horrible 

at least you know they're not true.

{Please note I may be lying right now and some of them may actually be true}

3) Walking around and looking at stuff is nice

Add some jokes, mix with good company and some imaginatively deployed puns.

It's a recipe for a highly pleasant time.

If you'd like to book a tour or have any questions please click here to get in touch with me.


If you'd like to know more about the bullshit journey of the last seven years including information on some of the bespoke tours I've created and the book I made. Please click here.

"Puts the city back in mendacity.... the perfect way to learn less about the capital"
- Matt Brown, The Londonist
I am dedicated to giving you an honest good time in a dishonest fashion.
I appreciate that this might cause some trust issues.
If you doubt the calibre of my bullshit
please read some reviews.



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Site by Alex Stevenson. No animals were harmed in the making of this site.